That moment I realized that MAYBE my cat wants to secretely kill me...

"Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy) 02/27/2017 at 02:48 • Filed to: None

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I’ll hide the knives from now on... Just in case.

(More seriously it was a quick test of Camera FV-5 Pro and how my Nexus 5x deals with RAW files... It works surprisingly well considering that it is only a simple cell phone.)

Svend > Flavien Vidal 02/27/2017 at 03:09

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Don’t all cats look like they want to kill someone?

It’s that look of, ‘I can claw your eyes out as you sleep’.

Frank Grimes > Flavien Vidal 02/27/2017 at 03:21

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cats are made of knives.

Flavien Vidal > Svend 02/27/2017 at 03:30

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Not my other cat... He is extremely nice, looks nice and well, looks a bit dumb to be honest. :)

Wheelerguy > Flavien Vidal 02/27/2017 at 03:36

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I dunno. Are you worth killing? You’re not some figurehead, are you?

DipodomysDeserti > Flavien Vidal 02/27/2017 at 07:48

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I wake up with my cat sleeping on my chest sometimes. He’s a mercenary cat and kills and eats scorpions for me.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > Flavien Vidal 02/27/2017 at 08:20

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Don’t be too surprised lol...

...human-cat relationships are 100% transactional from the cat’s perspective

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > Svend 02/27/2017 at 08:24

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Cats kill just about any animal they can without injuring themselves. The statistics for cats killing (even declawed housecats) is mind-boggling. In short, the only reason your cat doesn’t kill you is because it thinks it might lose its life in the process. But if your cat could murder you and get away with it, it would.

X37.9XXS > Flavien Vidal 02/27/2017 at 08:42

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Of course your cat wants to kill you

They dream of being five times larger and having their staff for lunch

(no one has EVER owned a cat)

Flavien Vidal > DipodomysDeserti 02/27/2017 at 08:45

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Looks scorpions?? That’s awesome! Mine lost part of his ear fighting raccoons though... Pretty cool too :)

Flavien Vidal > Tazio, Count Fouroff 02/27/2017 at 08:46

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But... But... I thought......

Tazio, Count Fouroff > Flavien Vidal 02/27/2017 at 09:01

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The cat lets you think whatever you want to think haha

DipodomysDeserti > Flavien Vidal 02/27/2017 at 09:36

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Yeah, cats are really the only natural way to get rid of scorpions. Most poisons don’t work on them, so you end up having to gas your house. I’m not a cat guy, but I’ll take a cat over poison.

wiffleballtony > Flavien Vidal 02/27/2017 at 09:48

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I firmly believe if cat’s had opposable thumbs we would be in serious trouble.